The Most Stupid Porn Intro Ever
Lil’ Bobby attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses’ legs, rumps, and chests.
After a few minutes, Bobby asked, “Pop, why are you doing that?”
“Because I’m thinking of buying these horses,” said his father.
Bobby suddenly got a worried look on his face and said, “Then I think we’d better hurry home right away!”
“Why?” his father asked.
“Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!”
She said to her husband: “Why do you keep switching channels?”
He said: “The golf tournament is on at the same time as a porno movie. I don’t know whether to watch the porno or the golf.”
She said: “For heaven’s sake, watch the porno — you already know how to play golf.”
Little Billy asks his dad for a t.v. in his room.
Dad reluctantly agrees.
The next day, Billy comes downstairs and asks, “Dad, what’s ‘love juice’?”
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth agape in amazement.
Finally, Dad says, “So what were you watching on the t.v.?”
“Wimbledon,” says Billy.
Editor’s hint: Think Wimbledon tennis tournament … “Federov leads the set love – deuce”. Okie, now you can go ahead and Grrroooaaannn… hehehe!
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
“Not yet,” said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
“How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.”
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, “You going to tell him, or should I?”
many people mistakenly call someone who likes naked as nudism. people who like to bare more pleased to call themselves a naturist. basic human mind they are born as a baby naked. their explanation is quite reasonable.
403: Forbidden
(This article originally appeared in (the now defunct) Internet Underground magazine for June 1997. “403: Forbidden” is (was) a column devoted to topics that are often taboo in “mainstream” media but have been able to receive more sympathetic attention on the Web).
Have you ever met a nudist? You almost certainly have, because they are among your friends, neighbors, and co-workers, though you are likely not aware of it. Nudists generally don’t go naked where you might see them, nor do they tend to advertise their presence. They aren’t wild-eyed radicals, either, just very ordinary-seeming folks when they have clothes on. They often don’t admit, even to close friends, that they really like not wearing clothes.
Because, in most “advanced” societies, the taboos around nudity are even stronger than those around sex. People in casual conversation or on national televison may happily ramble on about the details of their sex life. Nudists have generally not been so open, even though by conservative estimates, several million people in North America enjoy certain kinds of recreation (like swimming) in the nude, or simply like being naked when at home.
This secretiveness is changing, however. People have been talking about recreational nudity on the rec.nude newsgroup for many years. (It was one of the first newsgroups in the early days of Usenet, because computer people seem to be likelier than average to enjoy nudity.) And now many personal Web pages are appearing, announcing the owner’s interest in nudism and candidly advocating its advantages over “clothes compulsiveness”. I keep pretty good track of this, since one goal of my pages is to catalog all the Web sites – around 500 of them – that have something of interest to people who like to be naked. It’s now quite easy to meet nudists on the Web if you want to fathom why anyone would rather not wear clothes.
What do nudists put on their Web sites? Occasional pictures – generally the kind only family and friends could like – very disappointing to porn hounds. Stories about adventures au naturel. But often: essays that try to
explain Why. Nudists feel they’ve been badly misunderstood by mainstream society.With some justification. Misinformation in mainstream media often receives the blame for the taboo on nudity. For instance, many nudists, prefer to be called “naturists”, and they refer to their philosophy as “naturism” rather than “nudism” – because being naked is natural. We were born that way. The underlying philosophy is acceptance of the body just as it is.
One of the two main nudist organizations in the U. S. is known as The Naturist Society (http://www.naturist.com). Yet most outsiders have never heard of the terms “naturist” and “naturism”. If they have, the assumption is of having to do with watching birds or collecting bugs, confusing “naturists” with “naturalists”. Also, naturists never refer to places where they gather as “colonies”. “Parks”, “camps”, or “resorts”, please. The American Association for Nude Recreation (http://www.aanr.com) wants to emphasize the recreational connotations of these latter words.
In fact, naturists have in the last few decades been able to enjoy the outdoors in public (though usually remote) beaches, rivers, and forests. Word about the best places to go, or to avoid, spreads rapidly over the Net. This has led to a predictable backlash from the “family values” crowd, who have mounted an aggressive effort to stamp out nudity everywhere. Such people would be astonished to learn that there are many conservative religious folks who like to be naked with others, and see no conflict between that and their religion. Religious naturists even have their own organizations and Web pages.
But most irritating to naturists is the mainstream tendency to confuse nudity with sex. Adult naturists enjoy sex as much as anyone else, but that isn’t the reason they like not wearing clothes. What they do like is the comfort, relaxation, stress reduction, and feeling of freedom that being naked offers, as well as the camaraderie and openness they find in socialing with others of similar mind.
Most of the problems that naturists have to contend with stem from this misconception that naturism is a sexual interest. It incurs the wrath of conservative religionists, it deters families and body-conscious young adults from participating, and it attracts people whose interest actually is sexual. On the Net, this confusion has hampered networking among naturists. Yahoo! usually ignores requests to add naturist sites to their index. Excite classifies nudist sites as an “X- & R-rated Subtopic”, along with prostitution and strip joints. This is badly mistaken, but Excite has ignored protests. Some other search engines don’t even index nudist sites because “nudism” is assumed to be a code word for sexual content.
In spite of such problems, naturism, as a lifestyle and a philosophy, is definitely coming out of the closet, thanks in part to the Net. So it’s no longer difficult to find people who like to talk about just why naturism deserves not to remain a well-kept secret.
although for some people, analsex is something that is disgusting. but in some others, analsex is a pleasure in itself. even in the movie sex and the city there are episodes of campaigning that analsex is normal that it feels like riding a taxi and crashed into a bulge on the road. activity analsex analsex increasingly easy by the presence of lubricant. dear dear thousand, the liquid was accelerate the spread of AIDS.
The risk of acquiring HIV through unprotected anal sex is at least 20 times greater than with unprotected vaginal sex and increases if other infections are already present in the rectal lining. Could the use of lubricants – at least certain kinds – be another risk factor among men and women who engage in receptive anal intercourse? Two studies presented at the International Microbicides Conference in Pittsburgh, suggest the answer is yes.
In one study involving nearly 900 men and women in Baltimore and Los Angeles, the researchers found that those who used lubricants were three times more likely to have rectal sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Another study that subjected popular over-the-counter and mail-order lubricants to rigorous laboratory tests discovered that many of the products were toxic to cells and rectal tissue. If in humans, these products have the same effect, the cells might be rendered more vulnerable targets for HIV infection than they already are.
In the United States alone, receptive anal intercourse is practiced in up to 90 percent of gay and other men who have sex with men, according to International Rectal Microbicides Advocates. Moreover, the practice is not limited to men. U.S. estimates and surveys in the United Kingdom indicate between 10 to 35 percent of heterosexual women have engaged in anal sex at least once. Globally, estimates suggest 5 to 10 percent of sexually active women are having anal sex. While condoms are generally effective for protecting against HIV and other STIs, most acts of anal sex go unprotected.
Microbicides – substances applied topically on the inside of the rectum or vagina – could potentially help prevent the rectal transmission of HIV, and some are being tested in early Phase I safety studies. Another approach called oral pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) involves the use of antiretroviral drugs to reduce the risk of HIV in HIV-negative people. A large Phase III trial of PrEP involving men who have sex with men in South America, Africa and the United States is expected to report results by early next year. Yet, if either of these approaches is found effective in clinical trials, they will do no good if those most at risk don’t use them. Other research presented today sheds light on this issue. Summaries of all three studies are provided below.
M2010 took place May 22-25 at Pittsburgh’s David L. Lawrence Convention Center. Nearly 1,000 participants from 47 different countries attended the meeting to hear about the latest developments in HIV prevention research.
Use of lubricants with anal sex associated with more rectal STIs
Lubricants are typically used before and during receptive anal intercourse, but their use could increase the risk of rectal sexually transmitted infections (STIs), a study involving nearly 900 men and women in Baltimore and Los Angeles has found. Even after controlling for gender, HIV status, city, condom use, and number of sex partners in the past month, the association between lubricant use before receptive rectal intercourse and rectal STIs remained strong, reported Pamina Gorbach, Dr.PH, from the School of Public Health and the David Geffen School of Medicine at the University of California, Los Angeles, who led the study. According to the study’s statistical analysis that considered the HIV status, gender, condom use and study site, participants who used lubricants before receptive anal intercourse were three times more likely to have a rectal STI. Although the analysis didn’t consider the specific lubricants being used, it may be that certain types of products are more irritating to the lining of the rectum than others, which could increase men and women’s vulnerability to rectal STIs, the researchers suggest.
The study, which was conducted between October 2006 and December 2008, examined the rectal health and behaviors of 879 men and women. Participants in the study were tested for gonorrhea and Chlamydia and asked about their sexual and hygiene practices in private computer-based interviews. Of the 879 participants, 421 reported having receptive anal intercourse in the past month (229 men) or in the past year (192 women) and of these 421, 302 provided the researchers with additional information about their use of lubricants. About half, or 147 (52.7 percent) said they used a lubricant when they last engaged in anal sex.
Of the 302 included in the analysis, 25 (8.3 percent) tested positive for a bacterial rectal STI (5.6 percent of women and 10.2 percent of men). But among those who said they recently used a lubricant, the number of STIs was higher. With STI test results available for 145 of the 147 recent users, the researchers found that 17 (11.7 percent) tested positive for a rectal STI compared to just seven (5.1 percent) of the 156 who said they did not use a lubricant. A higher percentage of African Americans (61.percent) reported using lubricants than did Hispanics (40.4 percent) and whites (23.2 percent). A higher percentage of HIV-positive participants (56 percent) were more likely to report using lubricants than were HIV-negative participants (43.7 percent). Most of the participants who reported using lubricants said they used a water-based lubricant (76 percent); 28 percent used silicon-based products, 17 percent oil-based lubricants and 6 percent said they had used numbing lubricants. More research will be needed to understand exactly how lubricants facilitate transmission of STIs, including HIV, the researchers say.
Study is first to evaluate safety of lubricants used in anal sex
A laboratory study that compared over-the-counter and mail-order lubricants commonly used with receptive anal intercourse found many of the products contain higher amounts of dissolved salts and sugars compared to what’s normally found in a cell. As a result, the products had toxic effects on the cells and rectal tissue studied. Some of the lubricants caused significant portions of the epithelium – the layer of cells that serves as a protective barrier inside the rectum – to be stripped away. Conclusions cannot be made based on this study alone, though the results are compelling enough to wonder if these lubricants might have the same effect in people and thereby increase susceptibility to HIV, commented Charlene Dezzutti, Ph.D., from the University of Pittsburgh and Magee-Womens Research Institute, who led the study for the Microbicide Trials Network. The study, which was conducted in collaboration with International Rectal Microbicides Advocates (IRMA), was undertaken because little is known about the safety of lubricants even though they are frequently used during anal sex.
Six products were studied. Five (Astroglide, Elbow Grease, ID Glide, KY Jelly and Wet Platinum) were selected because they had been identified as those most commonly used by the more than 6,300 respondents to an IRMA survey. The sixth product (PRÉ) was selected to serve as a control because it is isomolar. Osmolarity refers to the concentration of dissolved particles (salts and sugars) found inside a cell relative to the outside. A product that is isomolar has the same concentration of particles as inside the cell, whereas a product that is hyperosmolar has a higher concentration of salts and sugars relative to the cell. To correct this imbalance, a cell forces water out but then it becomes withered and dies. Most of the lubricants studied were water-based, except for Wet Platinum, which is a condom-compatible silicone-based product. The researchers characterized each product according to its osmolarity, pH and viscosity – or slipperiness. Studies then were conducted to determine the effect of each lubricant on different cell types, rectal and cervical tissue and on bacteria (microorganisms that are important to the health of the rectum). Based on the tests performed, PRÉ and Wet Platinum were shown to be safest, while Astroglide was the most toxic to cells and tissues, and KY Jelly had the worst effect on the good bacteria, essentially wiping out an entire colony. PRÉ was the only water-based lubricant that was not hyperosmolar and did not disrupt the epithelium. None of the lubricants had measurable anti-HIV activity. In future studies, the researchers hope to determine the effect that different lubricants have on susceptibility to HIV infection in tissues.
The bad news: Boston survey finds awareness about PrEP poor among MSM; The good news: MSM likely to use PrEP and microbicides for prevention
Despite being representative of one of the highest at-risk populations for HIV, a large number of HIV-uninfected men who have sex with men (MSM) surveyed as part of a study had never heard of pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP), the use of antiretroviral (ARV) drugs by HIV-negative individuals for preventing HIV. PrEP is being evaluated in several trials in different at-risk populations, including MSM. The study, which was conducted in the Boston area, involved 105 MSM who reported having unprotected receptive anal intercourse at least once in the prior year with a partner they knew was HIV positive or didn’t know for sure whether or not they were infected. The participants had been enrolled in a study to determine the acceptability of rectally administered placebo gels and suppositories. The survey was conducted at the time of enrollment to help understand the demographic and behavioral factors that may increase men’s likelihood for using a microbicide or oral PrEP, reported Kenneth Mayer, M.D., of the Fenway Institute in Boston and Brown University in Providence, R.I. The average participant’s age was 39; 70.5 percent had at least a high school education; 24 percent were African-American and 8.6 percent were Latino. Participants reported having an average of more than four sex partners in the two months prior to their enrolling in the study.
While 44.8 percent of the participants had heard of post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) for preventing HIV, whereby anti-HIV drugs are administered within 72 hours of an exposure, such as through unprotected sex or an occupational needle-stick injury, only 20 percent had heard of PrEP. However, once participants were informed about both approaches, as well as about rectal microbicides, nearly 60 percent indicated they would likely use PEP, 40 percent said they would use PrEP, and half said they would likely use a rectal gel for prevention. The responses did not differ by demographic characteristics. Men who indicated they were most likely to use rectal microbicides were also more likely to use PrEP. While the study was small, the results are instructive to efforts for raising awareness and understanding about the HIV prevention approaches that are currently in clinical trials. This in turn may help facilitate adherence to and improve effectiveness of these approaches if they become widely introduced, say the researchers.
Source: Lisa Rossi, Microbicides 2010 (International Conference on Microbicides)
STORY prostitution in Batavia can not get out of the trip keroncong. Why is that, because according to the Betawi culture Ridwan Saidi, two things are indeed intertwined. Keroncong estimated appears in the late 17th century in Jassenburg (now called the Stone Bridge, not far from Jakarta Kota Station). At this location, past youth relax at night. The youths selling voice while strumming a guitar, seducing the girls who “mejeng” in the attic of the house. It was a European tradition that brought the people Mestizo (Portuguese-Indian hybrid.)
Eventually housing Mestizo in Jassenburg move ownership to the Chinese. By Ridwan Saidi, keroncong music still flowing but the girl standing in the attic is no longer a black girl sweet but Mestizo Po Macao, Macao girls Peranakan Chinese-Portuguese. They called Moler (Portuguese), which means women, who then experienced a change of meaning into moll. The reason is, women Macao Po so consumption Captain and lieutenant-ranking Chinese and kumpeni. While crocodiles are kept keroncong strumming a guitar and sang Light Boelan, does not count.
In Rode Lamp tot van Batavia Jakarta, Ridwan noted, Jassenburg become rode lamp alias, neither the red light district brothels lower-middle class first in Batavia. Precisely at the Mango Gang, which is on the east Jassenburg. From this region and then developing mango disease, also called pehong (unlucky) commonly infects man who hooked rode stopped by the lamp.
Mango Gang glory ended in mid-19th century, the area was turned into residential and Mango Gang name slowly disappeared. Then, the entire road which stretches from Jassenburg up to the sluice Goenoeng Sari called Mango Doea Weg. In place of entertainment for listening to music, then come home plesir property wealthy individuals such Oei Sia Tamba, who then develop into soehian.
Soehian changed, no different than a brothel. Before the fall, in the 20th century, many carrying soehian victims. Who became the victim was none other than the women vendors. Call it Fientje de Fenicks from Paal soehian in Red, Lady Bong from soehian in the village of Duck, and Aisah from Kampung Kramat who died on the railway not far from Monday.
Soehian later changed into complex WTS spread Kaligot Gang, Big Wet and Gang Hauber, Petojo. Women vendors hanging around until Bridge Ciliwung Alhambra Theatre (in front of Gajah Mada Plaza now). In those days, people call that region as a bridge Rot WTS because the stinging smell of perfume mixed with the smell of sweat is always spread in the evening.
The two gang continues to prevail even to the Japanese entry into Indonesia. Because the soldiers also joined Dai Nippon become active consumers into place. In Japan these days, where the prostitutes more intense even down to Senen railway carriage. In this millennium, localization also laid waste to the sex workers who still continue to look for potential buyers, should ngetem in places that do not differ from the Japanese era. So, do not be surprised if AIDS cases difficult to track because there is a localized site for vendors and buyers of sex.
History prostitute jakarta indonesia ancient era colonialism
From the historical record of condoms has been used since several hundred years ago. Around the year 1000 BC the ancient Egyptians used a linen sheath snacks to prevent disease.
In the year 100 to year 200 AD the early evidence of condom use in Europe comes from painting a cave scene in Combrelles, France.
1500s for the first published description and trials tool in the form of condoms to prevent disease in Italy. When it claims to find Gabrielle Fallopius sheath made of linen and were tested in 1100 as a male condom. From the experiment was not one of them
infected with syphilis. The discovery proves that the linen cloth is useful to prevent infection. However, later known condoms as a means of preventing pregnancy. It starts from the experiments on linen cloth soaked with liquid chemical 1500s. When linen soaked in chemicals and then dried and subject to man the fabric that can turn off the sperm.
1700s, condoms made from animal intestines. Material changes that make the price of condoms to be more expensive than condoms made of linen. When that condoms are known as’ armor against pleasure and cobwebs prevent infection. ” Condoms are the type that are used repeatedly.
In 1894, Goodyear and Hancock began to mass-produce condoms made of rust which vulcanised to reverse crude rubber into a strong elasticity. In 1861 for the first time published in the United States of condoms in the newspaper The New York Times. 1880, condoms made of latex, but its use of new widely in the 1930s.
In 1935 about 1.5 million condoms produced each day in the United States. Then in the 1980s and the 1990s in the United States condom market is dominated local condom factory. New 1987 Japanese production of condoms by Kimono brand entered the U.S. market. Condoms are thin and soft his ads were pleasure is as important as prevention.
In the 1990s came a variety of condoms and also for the first time available polyurethane condom. In 1993 annual production reached 8.5 million latex condoms billion
