Category Archives: Funny Adult Joke

Q1. What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A1. Sexual harassment. Q2. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A2. $3.99 a minute, and that’s at discount rates!

Three guys were having a few beers at a bar and checking out the babes as they entered the bar. A cute blonde walked in. The first guy said, “I’d give her a 7. She’s cute.” The other two agreed. … Continue reading →

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after … Continue reading →

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass … Continue reading →

A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies; and if you don’t know what a colonoscopy is, be grateful, hehehe! Instant payday loans don’t impact the credit … Continue reading →

Q1. How many men does it take to open a beer? A1. None. It should be opened when she brings it. Q2. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A2. Because a woman who … Continue reading →

Lil’ Bobby attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses’ legs, rumps, and chests. After a few minutes, Bobby asked, “Pop, why are … Continue reading →